Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

This blog used to be called “Sex, Drugs & Rock ‘n Roll.” But somewhere along the lines, the focused shifted a little. I thought I’d go back to our roots and bring back a subject that everybody loves and just can’t seem to get enough of…. SEX!!! Let’s face it, sex is funny. The noises, the faces, the positions, the smells, the mistakes, the things we say. And when people do take it seriously and switch their “sexy” personality on, it makes it even more hysterical to me. Because if you can’t appreciate all the humorous things about sex, you’re too uptight. Nothing’s makes me smile more, laugh harder or completely erase any trace of a bad mood than sex.

To commemorate one of my favorite past times, I was going to post some of my favorite sex-related memes and online content. But then I had a better idea. Why don’t I make my own, using my own photographs. That would be way more fun! (No, I don’t mean porn, filthy! 😉 Have a favorite adult themed quote you want made into an image? Send it over and I’ll see what I can do. Check back often, I intend to keep it fresh add more on a regular basis. I wouldn’t want to bore you guys 🙂

Erotic Humor in Graphics… By D_D XxoxX

 

MmmOral

Sex Without Pain

                         

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2 thoughts on “Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

  1. Awesome! Thx for posting these! I actually had some of them in the pipeline already, I’ll be sure to push those to the front of the line now. And others are brand new to me! 🙂 Yay!

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  2. “Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!”

    It seems that I was lured in to your blog by a Haiku and now look at me… on the sex page. I must be shameless….

    Anyway… “So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.”

    “Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber”…

    And just like that, I used up all my best sex jokes in one go… Sorry. I suppose I could of said “I’d like to point out that ‘beautiful’ has u in it. But, ‘quickie’ has u & i together.”, but to be honest, we’ve just met and it would be totally inappropriate. So, as compensation I’ll dazzle and amaze you with some anagrams that I found a while ago.

    Large breasts – Great braless
    The traveling salesman – Vaginas: enters them all!
    The menstrual cycle – My cunt creates hell!
    I have a large penis – I please her vagina
    I have a large penis – He is plain average
    Sleeping together – Get their legs open
    Feeling romantic – Flaming erection!

    And now I’m off to the “Read Some Poetry” page, if it’s half as good as this page I’ll be a happy camper. Lovely pics, keep up the creativity, I’m certain to be back at some point.

    Be Happy…

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