Every good druggie has their go-to kit. Their little stash of supplies that streamline the process of prepping and administrating their drug. Naturally, this is done because drug users are impatient and want to cut down on the amount of time not having their DoC in their system.
One of the most famous drug kits of all time would probably be Kurt Cobain’s heroin hit. A photo of this notorious kit was posted on the Junk Philosopher Blog. The author does a very good job of making observations about Kurt’s style of use. It’s definitely worth a read. Lucky for Kurt though, he had the luxury of using disposable needles, unlike our junky forefathers who used those syringes from my last post.
I laughed a little while reading it because I’ve thought thousands of times that there is not a shadow of a doubt that my heroin kit is owned by a girl. It’s one of those reusable grocery bags, but it’s orange and white with flowers all over it. Inside I have different supplies each in their own separate cute bag (one will bubble bees, a green leather bag with a large white hand-stitched “H” on it, you get the point). One bag for cottons, one for cookers, one for syringes, one for alcohol pads and a large mesh one for miscellaneous things like lighters, breakdown powder, syringe clippers, burners, tweezers, spoons, rubber bands, twisty ties, matches, suck up syringes and so forth. The bag also holds essentials like a belt, paper towels and lighter fluid or acetone (to light a fire in a burner, rather than using up all the fuel in a disposable lighter) There is also a separate kit for travel that includes two individual sized syringe cases, so you can pre-fill a syringe and carry it safely with you, and a bag that can keep your medicine cool while on the road. It’s amazing how much cool stuff you can find at drug stores that cater to diabetics. So yeah, it’s a pretty girly kit. But it’s well organized and always well stocked. I’ve also got a box that was made for me where a mirrored top flips open and lies flat for doing lines, along with compartments for a razor blade, a vile, etc. Another box for all pot related supplies and joint rolling tools. And finally, for all other drugs and drug paraphernalia – a safe that stays out of site from any less scrupulous visitors who might not be able to control themselves if they knew about all the good shit lying around.
So what do you need to have in your kit? Well that’s going to depend on what drug you most commonly take. But I’ve done some heavy lifting for you. Below are some of the more common drug kits. Browse the pictures below and maybe you’ll get some good ideas for a kit of your own! Because sure you could buy a pre-packed drug kit. But a real drug kit should reflect the personality of the user. Click on the picture for more information about each kit!
The Ultimate 420 Kit – The perfect kit for the stoner on the go! Everything you need to smoke weed, conceal weed, store weed and so forth. All you need to supply is the weed itself! Travel in style with the kit that would make any Rasta proud!
The Junky’s Junky Junk Kit -You don’t need no frills. Bells and whistles confuse you. You could mainline in the dark with no tie and an oral syringe if you wanted. Young junkies look up to you. As they should. You don’t need to prove nothin’ to no one. Just like your apartment, this kit is sparse, basic and doesn’t worry about cleanliness.
The Safer Crack Smoking Kit – Who said crack wasn’t safe? I’m gonna stab that fucker. This kit gives you everything you need to keep scabs off your face and VD off your dick. Smoke all you want. It’s safe now.
Nervous Nell’s “My First IV” Kit – A little nervous about doing IV drugs for the first time? Nervous Nelly’s “My First IV Kit” offers everything you need for your first shot – just like they do it in the hospital.
The Tweeker’s Delight – Do you find it hard to get through the work day without a hit of meth? Do your friends always give you a hard time when you light up the pookie around them? This extremely organized, travel size meth case will help you get that fix you need, without alerting those nosy naysayers. Take that hit in your car, in your cubical, your parent’s house, practically anywhere! Now you never have leave your meth at home again!
The Sophisticated Gentleman’s Cocaine Kit -Cocaine is a hellva drug. And you’re one hell of a guy when you’re on it. Stay classy with this elegant sterling silver case lined in green velvet. Don’t be caught with a dollar bill up your nose. You deserve the finer things in life. Nothing but the finest precious metals are used in this ultimate cocaine kit for gentlemen.
The Vintage IV Kit for Ladies- Ladies, is your man’s IV kit littered with dirty spoons, carbon stained ties and empty alcohol bottles? Does it make you cringe just thinking of all the germs you could be sharing? Now there’s finally a kit designed with your unique sensibilities in mind, with flowery vintage design and tools made to fit the smaller form of the female hand. Next time your man tries to tie you off with his old belt, just say “No thanks. I’ll think I’ll use my own.”
My First Drug Dealer Kit – Want to start selling drugs but don’t know how to start? This kit has everything the novice drug dealer needs to keep their customers happy! Don’t wait any longer! Start dealing today and be rich tomorrow!
The Poly-Drug Abuser Kit – Do you have problems deciding what drug you are going to do that night? Are you always changing your mind last minute and never have the right tools for the task at hand. Then this is the kit for you. Heroin in the morning, psychedelics in the afternoon, uppers in the evening, downers for bed? You never want to turn down an unexpected invitation for some impromptu romance, just because you left your needle at home, or simply can’t stay awake without some meth. With this kit, you’ll be prepared no matter what surprises await you!
The Most Important Kit, Heroin Overdose Prevention Kit – The one kit that every junky needs. This one might not help you get high. But it just might save your life. And without your life, you don’t even have the option to get high. Think about it. That would suck, huh?
So which kit resonated with you? How do you keep your supplies? Is your kit more like Kurt’s, or does it have a distinctly “you” feel? You can always take pictures and share them with us. I’d love to see the kinds of kits you guys use 🙂